jesssiiccaaa|21yrs|female|photographer Enjoy <3
Date: 9/9/2010
Dear Twilight Fans:
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic.This is like, the only thing I don’t get about the last book. But Stephenie Meyer said that the venom replaces their blood, and that’s why their child is a hybrid.
BUT I STILL DON’T GET IT. Pssh whatever.
Twilight is not about logic.
HAHAHA this is awesome. BUT….
Dear Twilight Fans:
Vampires are not real.
Sincerely, Logic.
(Source: rockoutwithyoursockout, via agarfields)
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WTHHH HAHAHAHAHA
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o.o oh wow. well you got them spot on and freaked the shiz outta me! lol
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lololol, silly Jhenne,...being silly. I was mocking twitards.
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HAHAHA this is awesome. BUT…. Dear Twilight Fans: Vampires are not real. Sincerely, Logic.
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Uh, not to appear to be a twitard, but… technically, they can get it up. Meyer explicitly stated that all fluids in the...
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But there hard as a rock… that means there hard all the time XD
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Well that explains why Edward is so scared to go past first place with Bella for so long. Oh and I guess that ruins True...
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Dear people who hate Twilight, get over yourselves.
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Did Meyer think about this when they had a baby or…
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